Impressing fans and critics alike!

"Talk about living in a fantasized world. What are you going to do next end world hunger and war? 🤷‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤣✋"
- Some Lady on Facebook

"No one who lives in a box uses the word 'engenders'."
- Some Guy on Reddit

"Your life is an ongoing revelation that you haven't been cynical enough."
- My dad lmao <3

Portrait of a smiling white woman with long brown hair and a green shirt in front of a brick wall.
Portrait of a smiling white woman with long brown hair and a green shirt in front of a brick wall.

EMERALD BIXBY

Healthcare Pirate

Medical Anthropologist of Chronic Trauma Populations

  • 10 years of hands-on human and animal healthcare experience

  • 1000+ hours of combined healthcare and public health education

  • 15 years of firsthand homelessness/transience experience

  • 8 years of surveying and advocating for unhoused peers

You found me!

I'm not active on Facebook anymore. If we've connected on Messenger or Discord, you can still reach me there.

You can catch me on Goodreads, Steam, Chesscom, Checkmate IRL, and Lichess. I tend to show up in intermittent bursts on my regular Instagram, my chess Instagram, or Soundcloud.

Otherwise, if you're an old friend or client, or a new acquaintance trying to get in touch directly, you can email me through the form below.

Cheers!